Manifesto

I just found some old papers in my messenger bag. Most were scribbled notes of board game pieces i need or half finished "honey-do" lists, but on one of the papers is a list of "things i HATE". I don't remember writing this but it sounds like stuff i hate.
racism
Tim Allen
John Cusak ( i actually got in a verbal altercation with this dick wad at Smart Bar back in the 90's)
smokers (i quit 4 years ago and now the smell gives me horrible headaches)
yuppies
fake vivid video like porn
lady gaga
Jersy Shore
the fact that almost all "reality" shows are fake
Kat von D