Monday, August 16, 2010

In Which I AGREE With Juggalos!?!?

CNN reports that Tila Tequila, star of MySpace and reality television, suffered facial cuts after being pelted with rocks and liquor bottles during her performance at "Gathering of the Juggalos" in rural Illinois. A witness said the crowd of about 2,000 was hostile toward Tequila. "She took her top off and they got really violent," he said. The witness asked not to be identified, "so that he does not anger the juggalos."

When Meth heads painted like clowns hate you, Its time to die.
Good for the Juggalos for knowing crap when they see it! And their meter for what is crap is probably pretty forgiving. But i cannot stand this Tila woman who is apparently famous for having tits and a face like Mogwai.
I wouldn't touch this walking Herpe with a 10ft. clown pole and the only thing that would make this better is if there is video somewhere.

Here's Tom Green reporting from the Gathering of the Juggalos.


  1. You know, I don't get the Tila Tequila ire. If I was 20-something and MTV said here's a lot of money to do a shitty show, I'd do it. I'm not a fan, but she ranks way above Juggalos in my book.

  2. Darius ,I really respect your opinions and 9.9 times out of 10 i am with you but on this I have to side with (shudder) the Juggalos. Tila, Paris, Kendra. These vapid, insecure, play-dumb, rapping, beasts irk me in ways i can't explain. Julie Strain could almost be categorized with these women except for 2 small differences.1- She knows her station in things and doesn't pretend to be above it. She makes B- movies and can strike a pretty good pose for a photo. She knows this and doesn't have airs that she's better than what she is. 2- Shes actually a really good photographer, so she actually has a talent. Besides showing her tits. Or trying to sing.

    Good for the Juggalos for knowing Tila is crap. Another Lollipop (big head- anorexic body)trotted around for self tanning douche bags who read Maxim to get fired up over.

    BTW TMZ ,which irks me just as much as these no talents, has the video. Nothing great really. What a God awful song she's attempting to sing.

  3. I like the Julie Strain comparison. I do think that the entertainment industry is 100% behind making "stars" out of all these tits on sticks, and you can hardly blame someone in the "love me for nothing" American society for taking whatever they can get. I just equate Juggalos with skinheads or the Klan. Maybe they have different ideologies (though everyone I saw in the Tom Green video was suspiciously white), but it is the inherent stupidity of the group that irks me.

    Maybe we'll just agree to hate both of them? ;-D

  4. Agreed. But, if a nuclear war devastates the world and we find ourselves down to two waring factions. That of Juggalos and Tila Troops of Tramps well my friend, we may have to cross swords.

  5. Juggaloos are such losers... they play it tough 3 nights a year and then pump your gas on monday morning slowly building anger for the next year reunion.